So I was telling Cooper about this story this morning and it was the inspiration for the blog. When I was in Jr High (some time around 7th grade) break dancing started to become popular - and by popular I mean that us white suburban kids knew such a thing existed. Now at the time I was pretty dedicated to heavy metal music, so by definition I had to hate break dancing.
In our Jr High kids tended to congregate in front of school before and after school while waiting for friends or a ride home, so it was always a pretty crowded scene. One day after school there was this retarded girl who had a radio and was "break dancing", I don't know what led up to this but I just couldn't take break dancing anymore, so I did what any self respecting kid into heavy metal who was looking to make his friends laugh would do - I punted the radio.
While I was successful winning the battle against break dancing retarded girls on that day, I ultimately lost the war and realized that I was probably better off just keeping my musical tastes to myself.
What a way to start off this blog - a story about smashing a break dancing retarded girl's radio. I'm going to hell.
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